Saturday, March 2, 2019

Howard Webb Delivers Spicy Salsa

How well do you know the people who handle your fast food delivery or orders at a favorite restaurant? Do you think that they like you? Because some of them don't like you very much. And occasionally they are eager and willing to show how much they don't like you.

Are you confident that your immune system is in tip top condition? Are your body's white blood cells just fighting fools ready to kill anything in your body that isn't you? If they aren't then you might consider avoiding food that you didn't prepare yourself. Anyone stupid enough to film this kind of stuff probably isn't smart enough to be preparing or delivering your food anyway. I guess we're just lucky this fellow didn't add any special sauce. 

MARYVILLE, Tenn. — Howard Matthew Webb is not the kind of guy you want delivering your food, if a Blount County warrant is to be believed. A complaint prepared Feb. 22 by Maryville Police Department Investigator Rod Fernandez alleges Webb rubbed his testicles in a cup of salsa during a Dinner Delivered food delivery. He faces a felony charge of adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals. Webb was taken into custody Feb. 22 and was still being held Tuesday in jail.

As Webb is filmed reaching for the salsa cup, the driver of the delivery vehicle can be heard laughing and saying, "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive." Webb also can be heard remarking about what he's doing. The driver worked as a contractor for Dinner Delivered, and information about her has been forwarded to authorities, according to Dinner Delivered of Maryville.



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