|Break Yo Self and buy a box of cookies B**ch!|
That’s right, according to Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris, the Girls Scouts are a radical-left leaning group sent her by Satan to launder money for the abortion and homosexual mafia, Planned Parenthood! The Girl Scouts my promise to “serve God and country, to help people at all times”, but we know the truth. The Girl Scouts are here to serve Planned Parenthood…. and to destroy your families!
Rep. Morris also informed us that this clandestine group has now infiltrated the White House. As if it were ripped straight from the pages of The Manchurian Candidate, Michelle Obama serves as the honorary president of the Girl Scouts and that alone “should give each of [Indiana state Republicans] reason to pause before [their] individual and collective endorsement of the organization,” according to Morris.
Of course, Girl Scouts have denied this claim, “No funds are allocated from either [Girl Scouts of Northern-Indiana Michigan or Girl Scouts USA] to Planned Parenthood,” the group said in a statement. In a separate statement, Planned Parenthood of Indiana said, “It was disappointing to read Rep. Morris’ inflammatory, misleading, woefully inaccurate and harmful words about Planned Parenthood, the Girl Scouts of America and the president and first lady.”
Other Republicans in Indiana are mocking Morris and his position. Most heroes experience a level of ridicule. But, Morris, undeterred, stands by his opposition and has removed his daughters from Girl Scouts and encourages you to do the same. Thank you Rep. Morris. Tax dollars well spent! Asshole!
Are they SERIOUS???
Is this were we are in our politics?
Does this piss anyone else off?